the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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