he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
