How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
