Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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