Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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