My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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