My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
ok first of all what the fuck
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