2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i think i just lost a toe
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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