have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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