Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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