In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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