How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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