you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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