I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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