White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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