I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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