You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
