I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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