this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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