Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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