i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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