i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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