we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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