I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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