seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm bleeding and have questions
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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