Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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