How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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