In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize