So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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