We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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