im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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