so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
