Yo dont text me then not text me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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