Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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