Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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