So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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