god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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