He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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