I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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