last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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