I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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