Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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