I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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