new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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