yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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