you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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