She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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