Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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