who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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