you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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