They should really pass out barf bags in church
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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