You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
