it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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