Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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