Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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