Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
