Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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